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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

...just like everybody else

As promised, better late than never, the second paragraph of my diatribe, The Conspiracy Conspiracy...

"There must be a mastermind. There must be some secret plot. A bunch of old white men sit behind closed doors in super secret corporate boardrooms plotting to take advantage of the latest disaster, disease, decrepit decaying vestige of society. Such is the belief. Area 51, Roswell, ECHELON, Aliens, CIA-crack connection, the Bildebergers, the harbingers of evil that are the Masons, Skull and Bones, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the CIA, NSA, NATO, the Illuminati, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. "

Guess who gets to go to the KROQ Weenie Roast this weekend? Yeah, that's right, me. Motley Crue, The Killers, Interpol, Audioslave, The Alkaline Trio, etc. Should be good times.

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