Now it gets good...

"Yet, there is one man behind everything. One man heads it all. The one man behind all of the bad things that happen in this world, from starving children in Zimbabwe, to weapons of mass destruction, to SARS, to your pet hamster Sparky being killed in a freak blender accident. George W. Bush. That’s right. It was his blender. The 42^nd president of the United States is an omnipotent overlord pulling global strings like some five year old putting on a marionette show for his parents in the backyard of some suburban, homogenous, nowhere land with a Best Buy on every corner and the ever-popular Quizno’s, Coldstone, Panda Express strip mall combination. No fries. Thanks anyways. I’m on a diet."