Continuing the adventure...

"But it goes deeper than that. Want to hear a secret? Lean closer, there is a conspiracy conspiracy. SHHHHH not too loud, they’re reading this right now with satellites that can penetrate the roof of a building and clearly identify objects smaller than a penny. The only way to hide is to wrap tin foil on your head and turn Foghat to full volume. Feds can’t stand Foghat. A conspiracy conspiracy. That’s right folks. Think about it. It makes perfect sense. A conspiracy to get everyone to believe in conspiracies."